7 Things Millennials Won't Buy
7 Things Millennials Think They Can Do That They Actually Can't
1. Make our pets famous on Instagram
I'd like to make it clear that it's not that Ican'tmake my dog Insta-famous, it's just that to do it properly I'd have to quit my job and invest all of my effort into sponsorships and stuff like that, and I'm just not at the right point in my life to make that kind of change. But anyway you should all go follow @Louie_Gram. THAT FACE!
2. Star in a reality show
What you think your show would be like:
What your show would really be like:
3. Be interesting enough to write a memoir
Hillary Clinton is a former Secretary of State for the Obama administration, and a current presidential candidate for the White House in 2019, so she gets to write a memoir. Tina Fey is a former "Saturday Night Live" writer and cast member, so she gets to write a memoir. You have a 9 to 5 and regularly hit up happy hour with your friends to talk about how hard online dating is. You don't get to write a memoir.
4. Start a blog
This one's for you, recent college grad with too much time on your hands. Your website that chronicles the best place to find artisanal jars in your best friend's chic neighborhood? Super-duper simple reason that's not going to take off:
5. Become a CEO by 25
I'm not saying you're not smart enough, I'm just saying it's never going to work out because Gen X is still too busy "paying their dues" to ever let that happen… whatever that means.
6. Find love on Tinder
Ok, so your co-worker's former co-worker's sister met her husband on Tinder and now you're feeling inspired because they beat the odds. Ain't gonna happen, ladies. Maybe go out sometime? To a bar? Strike up a conversation? IDK don't mind me, I'm just thinking out loud.
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